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Post by victoria payne on Oct 27, 2009 15:15:54 GMT -5
i am bored out of my mind. some body entertain me please. i'm sitting here with a pit bull in my lap that thinks he's a lap dog. haha.
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 27, 2009 18:59:40 GMT -5
Be glad it's not both of them Vic, though (and I'm guessing it's Pep we're talking here) that brute weighs something by himself! See that's one of the reasons why I keep reptiles =P No hassle at all. Well... Apollo might try to constrict your arm, but just think of it as a hug! A squeeze your fingers til they're numb hug...
Fancy the Dig later? It's always got the best bunch of weirdos in on Acoustic night. Who knows, maybe I'll dance again... Remember how much fun that was last time!
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 27, 2009 19:47:51 GMT -5
Yeah it's Pepper, I seriously think he thinks he's a rat terrier or something. Salt is laying over by Mercury who's cleaning his feathers in his cage right now. haha. And you can just keep on keeping your reptiles to yourself, I don't think Apollo likes me all that much. Course last time I was holding him I accidentally shocked him when Salt came running and and surprised me. Haha.
Ohhh, the Dig sounds like fun. Maybe I'll even attempt singing or something. And Leo, babe, if you step on my foot again I'mma set your arm on fire. =) Hehe. But other then that you're not too horrible of a dancer. Lol.
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 27, 2009 20:03:23 GMT -5
I propose a contest of the pets! Though I don't think Sammy and Jitters would win any medals for anything - lazy sods that they are. World War Three could be going on outside their tank and they'd still just bask and eat and bask some more... And apollo's not too bright, sure he doesn't remember =P Who knows, might'a done him good.
Ha! Rather you than me up on that stage, jesus... don't think they'd let me back - clear the place out on the first note I would. Crowds seem to love you though, that another power you're not telling us about? Or are you just part Siren, luring men to their death? =P
...please don't hurt me. ;]
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 27, 2009 20:09:15 GMT -5
My pets would probably eat your pets. Haha. Mercury might try and fly off with one of them. And I'm sure anyone who got hit with a bolt of electricity would remember. Unless it fried their brain.... and him being so small we don't know the damage it might have truly done to him. Haha. But you're right, maybe it did him some good. xD
Yes but see, I love being on stage. Singing is fun, course I'm a bit of an attention grabber at times. Haha. And yeah, I think if you tried to get up and sing they'd get out the cane and pull you off stage. xD And no, last I checked I didn't have any kind of power like that though it would be cool. I'm happy with the ones I have, haha. And I'm not going to hurt you, gosh I'm not that mean am I? That you'd actually believe I'd set you on fire.
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 28, 2009 3:14:22 GMT -5
Hey, I get that size matters (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) but c'mon - my boys win on sheer awesome points. NO contest, hands and er... tails down..?
Awwww. You're supposed to boost my ego by saying I'd do fine but then gently distract me away from the idea with something shiny so that I don't end up actually doing it!
Heh, you're not mean at all, I just figured the "luring in men to kill them" thing might get you a bit pissy... I'll wear my best fireproof suit, just in case.
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 28, 2009 3:19:15 GMT -5
Yeah for the most part size matters, specially with my big brutes. And I totally mean the dogs, not anything else. (aka my chest lol) And Salt and Pepper may let your pets win, just because they feel sorry for them. Haha.
And you know me, I'm straight forward. I wouldn't lie to you, though distracting you with shiny objects sounds like something I might do just for the fun of it. Or jingling my car keys, which might distract you; hehe.
Ahh, well I don't think I'd have it in me to lure men in and kill them. But I won't get pissy at you for saying that, you're entitled to your thoughts. =) And don't worry, I won't set you on fire. Or well... I'll try not too, I accidentally set dad's coat tails on fire the other night. Haha.
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 28, 2009 11:40:26 GMT -5
Yeah yeah, we'll just let you keep thinking that while working behind the scenes to plot your demise... *insert nefarious laughter here*
You'd just kill them from afar then? O____o; Think I'll have to be practicing throwing tables between us just incase you feel like a rehersal before the main show.
Hmm, I didn't know you had a nickname for your boobs, is this a new thing? I think I'll have to start paying a bit more attention to them if this is something I've totally missed. ;] Okay, that sounded sleazy. Ignore. =P
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 28, 2009 15:37:03 GMT -5
My demise? Poor me, ohhh poor me. I should worry now, shall I not? Haha. And you know you wouldn't throw a table between us, you'd accept the whole... dying thing, if it was me killing you. Which I won't, I promise. xP
Okay, so it's a random nickname but one none the less I suppose. And you pay enough attention to them as is, I think paying more attention would be over kill don't you? Lol. And yes, it sounded very sleazy. Is it sad to say I expected it out of you though?
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 28, 2009 18:56:55 GMT -5
Yeah! You'd better be scared, 'cause... yeah! Remind me to give you a menacing look next time we meet. Maybe I'll grow a moustace that I can twirl in an evil-Victorian-silent-movie-villain kinda way... think it's suit? =P
...Vicky. I'm a dude. Really, there can never be overkill where boobs are concerned! =D But, for you, I shall attempt to keep ogling to minimal levels. *throws you a salute* I guess you're justified, y'know, but still sad face, Ms. Payne, sad face... </sarcasm> ;]
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 28, 2009 19:31:03 GMT -5
Oh how I tremble in my boots Leo... if I was wearing any at the moment that is. Haha. I should go put some on, just so that I might tremble. =) And if you do grow one of those, I might just set it on fire if you twirl it. Totally accidentally of course my friend. Haha.
You're a dude? Wow... I had no idea, some one should have told me sooner! Lol, just kidding; I was aware of it. I swear. =) And do not be sad dear Leo, it is quite horrible when you are. For it makes me frown and we don't want that now do we?
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 28, 2009 20:15:27 GMT -5
Yes, accidentally, of course, how silly of me to think anything to the contrary. ¬_¬;; Vicky would neeeever pull a prank or do something just for the fun of it, nope she would not. Because, I mean, it obviously wasn't her who cried wolf all those times in high school before actually turning into a wolf and getting us all let off early...
No, of course not, it doesn't suit you. You look much better when you're not wearing... a frown. ;] Besides, frowning'll give you wrinkles, and we wouldn't want to mess up that pretty face of yours, now would we?
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 28, 2009 20:26:47 GMT -5
Haha, no I'm innocent. I never pull pranks. <.< Hey! That day was a lot of fun and quite worth it. You got out of mid-terms and I got a damn good work out. Course almost getting hit with a tranquilizer gun wasn't fun, but knocking the guy that almost shot me into the tree behind him was. =)
Three dots after wearing? Hmm, are you sure you were going to say frown? Haha. Perhaps we should go swimming soon, that certainly is a lot of fun. And hell no, I don't want wrinkles. My poor face... that's an awful thought, how dare you bring it up! Didn't I tell you, no mentioning of that word. Gosh. xP
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Post by leonardo salvatore on Oct 29, 2009 10:57:19 GMT -5
Mid-terms - schmid-terms... I'd have aced them all anyways, even without the extra time. You might clearly have got the beauty but I got the brains =P.
How charming, I'm insulted that you'd even consider me about to say anything else. Though it does prove that you know me far too well. Hmm.
Would be nice to get out to the beach again if we've got time, quite feel like a bit of surfing myself. Or did you have something a little more tame in mind? Like a dip in the pool? Nothing's as much fun with the lifeguards around... and there's no waves =(.
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Post by victoria payne on Oct 29, 2009 16:30:56 GMT -5
Brains? You have brains... I wasn't aware of that, I thought it was just a pretty face and an empty head. xP Haha. Just kidding, just kidding. =) And yes, I know you all too well... it's kind of sad that I know what you'd wanted to said even though you said something else. xD
Yeah, I just hate that the beach itself is kind of far away. Though surfing does sound fun. I bet if we wake up early and drive out we can have most of the day and then maybe a bonfire? That'd be fun. Or we can go camping up at the lake if you can live without surfing. =)
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